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not-homophobic-but:
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I will.
When cis- people start warning me that they are cis-.
I don’t understand why people care so much about babies’ genitals.
If someone has a baby, they can’t even go two seconds before asking about its genitals, unless people really are SO odd they think a baby has a gender identity.
And this person wants to go around and ask everyone they meet about what their genitals looked like when they were a baby.
I’m not even joking, I seriously worry about the planet when people are subconsciously thinking about little kids having penises or vaginas.](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz8ed9b231qmv5d1o1_500.gif)
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I will.
When cis- people start warning me that they are cis-.
I don’t understand why people care so much about babies’ genitals.
If someone has a baby, they can’t even go two seconds before asking about its genitals, unless people really are SO odd they think a baby has a gender identity.
And this person wants to go around and ask everyone they meet about what their genitals looked like when they were a baby.
I’m not even joking, I seriously worry about the planet when people are subconsciously thinking about little kids having penises or vaginas.
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i wrote a short story called ‘how to forget you are lonely’.
this is seriously the best use of my time that has ever been
and I encourage all who wish not to waste time to read this.
letting this sink in.
I quite liked this XD The dialogue is a bit stiff, but I really like the writing style, things like “…and checked her mailbox. There was nothing inside.” and the repeated use of full names.
it should be written on the paddle in such a way that when they’re spanked the welt would read SLUT instead of TULS
^
The hole probably goes right through, so one side is good to read, and one side is good to make marks that say “SLUT”.
And if the hole doesn’t go right through, the other side is plain and it’s not for making marks of a word, but for looking pretty XD
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wanttt
So cool!
Oh my god I don’t care how nerdy it makes me, I would so wear these. Mainly that first one.
I have that first one! I don’t have occasion to wear it much XD like, what do you wear on your other ear?
(Source: poisonedtwinkie)
For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge to eat the donut. This does not necessarily mean we hate the donut, or think the donut is disgusting— many of us even like donuts. But we never have any urge to walk over there and eat it. Demisexuals will have the urge to eat the donut only if it their absolute favorite kind of donut in the whole world, and greysexuals sometimes will have the urge to get the donut, and sometimes not. Celibates are on diets.
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http://backroundradio.tumblr.com
i had a dream about doughnuts
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This is actually a pretty good metaphor, because I’m pansexual and also if I see any kind of donut, I want to eat it. XD
(Source: asexualeducation, via killerqueer)
narcissism test
0
huh
1
o…k…
5
woah
12
also highly exploitative.
6 B)
The amount of LOWs made that song get stuck in my head.
(Shawty got low low low low low low low low)
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS.
BOOTS WIT DA FUR (WIT DA FUURRRR)
14.
Everything was low or medium hmmm
(the average for Americans is 15 bahahahahahahah)
23 and highly exploitative and authoritative.
look guys it’s not my fault i’m so great.
16.
Superiority and Vanity are high, Exhibitionism is medium, everything else low.
But I don’t think I’m a narcissist, just a bit of a sociopath with a massive ego.
(Source: pumpernipple)
Any ideas for themed playlists?
I’ve decided that themed playlists would be a fun thing to make.
So far I’ve thought of doing a Summer Playlist and a Space Playlist, and maybe a Days of the Week Playlist (I don’t like Mondays and Friday I’m in Love, so far)
I don’t know what I would do with them, though. Maybe you could suggest things to do with playlists, too? XD
I believe in good food, not medicine..
I believe in…
Avocados, not Advil
Beans, not Benadryl
Cauliflower, not coedene
Dragonfruit, not Dramamine
Eggplant, not epitol
Flax seeds, not Fortical
Grains, not Glucotrol
Hummus, not heparin
Iceberg lettuce, not ibuprofen
Juniper berries, not jolessa
Kale, not Keppra
Lemons, not Lunesta
Mushrooms, not Motrin
Nuts, not Nolvadex
Oats, not oxycodone
Peas, not Prozac
Quinoa, not Questran
Radishes, not Ritalin
Spinach, not Sporanax
Tofu, not Tylenol
Ugli fruit, not Ultracet
Vanilla, not Valtrex
Watermelon, not warfarin
Xigua melon, not Xanax
Yams, not Yaz
Zucchini, not ZeltrixaFood is the best medicine.
You know, I am now up to three shots of heparin a day, which are, btw, seriously painful, in an effort to keep myself alive long enough to successfully deliver my baby. Hummus would not prevent me from throwing a fatal blood clot, because hummus does not have anti-coagulant properties.
Neither does watermelon, and thank god for warfarin, because once the baby is delivered I can STOP GIVING MYSELF SHOTS and go back to my normal oral medication, which I will need to use for the rest of my life to get the best possible chance of extending that life.
I would honestly like to smack the OP in the face. Or possibly give them a shot.
Like, seriously. Who is this big of an asshole?
Someone who’s had the good fortune of being mostly healthy and therefore has never actually needed medication to stay alive and takes their luck completely for granted? Someone who is honestly ignorant enough to think that sweet potatoes are going to keep you from getting pregnant? In other words, someone who is privileged and not particularly smart.
Oh hey, remember that time I nearly died? Yeah, apparently the food that I couldn’t keep down was all I needed to deal with my food poisoning type thing, not the anti-nausea medication and sugar-water thing that they gave me at the hospital.
There was me thinking that medicine was something tested by scientists and carefully tuned to deal with certain illnesses etc.
If only I’d known that when I had my teeth pulled I should have just eated some iceberg lettuce and IDK some noodles (being as these foods begin with the same letter) rather than the ibuprofen I had at home and the novacaine I had at the dentist. I mean, THAT would have been far better a course of painkillers, no?
Because OP isn’t some wank-bucket who’s been lucky enough never to have ever needed any medicine at any time and for all of the people they know and care about never to have ever needed any medicine at any time. No. They aren’t pulling this “Food is the best medicine” out of their arse at all. We just never realised that random foods were more effective than medicine.
Nice enough, except;
In this world-of-100-people, nobody is bisexual, pansexual, asexual, polysexual etc. Nice. I see how race wasn’t divided into a binary of white and black, but for some reason sexuality was divided into a binary of straight and gay. I doubt multisexual and asexual people make up less than 1% of the world.
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i’d wear the shit out of that
and be the fanciest mother fucker on the block
That looks like a femme magician’s coat. I want one to go with the top hat I’m gonna buy XD
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